The many faces of Matt from Hells Kitchen

As series 4 of Hells Kitchen rambles on, the potential winners are beginning to emerge and they seem to be Bobby, Petrozza or Jen. The weasley faced, comical chef hat wearing Chris was booted off last week instead of the lumbering, waxy faced Matt who managed to make Ramsay vomit about ten minutes into the series. I presume Ramsays reason for keeping Matt was so that he could continue to pull his utterly ridiculous faces and whine like a little bitch.

He's almost like a melted Jim Carrey waxwork. So he's really pissing me off right now, pissing and moaning whenever noone answers him in the kitchen, presumably they're distracted by the face he's pulling. This weeks episode had the teams make a gourmet pizza, inspired by Ramsays 200 dollar white truffle pizza, which, to be honest, looked fucking ridiculous. This from a man who advocates "simple, rustic, local produce"?

Looks like something you'd find discarded on Union St on a Saturday night

And they finally completed a service! Only took them 5 bloody episodes! Another entertaining 40 minutes, but alas it's unlikely it'll compare to tonights Apprentice. Greetings card task!